SO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL?
I am BRO STRIDER. It is short for something. I am the most SADISTIC DEADBEAT you will EVER MEAT. I AM YOUR KARMIC RETRIBUTION.
I LIKE TO CALL RANDOM NUMBERS IN THE FONE BOOK AND PLAY GAY CHICKEN.
I am Old enough to be your DAD. Do NOT CALL ME OLD! YOU can call me dad. I WILL NOT RESIPROCATE.
I FUCK like a God! I am also magic.
CAN'T HANDLE THE TEXAS HEAT? FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Don't try to be my friend.
I do not Role Play. Unless it is RUNESCAPE.
What the damn is a Home stuck.
This is my KIN LIST.
CORNFED PIG 8^y
MURDOC NICCALS 8^y
SPANKY HAM 8^y
SOARIN' from MLP:FiM 8^y
JOE SWANSON 8^y
STRONG BAD 8^y
